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Name:
Lord Voldemort
Relationship Status:
It's fucking complicated
Birthday:
December 31, 1926
Current City:
Chamber of Secrets
Hometown:
London
Political Views:
Dictator
Religious Views:
Voldemortism
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Anonymous Dear Dark Lord,
Well, I really like this boy but I don't know if he likes me back, and I don't want to ruin our friendship. What should I do?

Oh and I have this rash in the shape of a lightning bolt. Any recommendations for that?

Sincerely,
Confused
lordvoldemort- responded:

  • take your wand
  • point the wand at yourself
  • say the words “avada kedavra”

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